• tyler@programming.dev
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    62
    ·
    6 months ago

    This is clearly meant to be a meme, but I’ve literally seen someone in real life who has done this and it was pretty dang clear they had a buttplug lighting up their ass

    • yuri@pawb.social
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      31
      ·
      6 months ago

      I worked at a gas station and we had a regular who would come in with what was obviously a tail plug.

      Live your bliss and all, but please don’t do obvious fetish shit in public where there’s kids and shit.

    • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.zip
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      3
      ·
      6 months ago

      You could theoretically think it to a smart watch that measures heart rate and perspiration to sort of do that?

      Oh god. The fucking Mac Goggles. That would work, its got the sensors to determine mood based off of reading your eyes and face.

  • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.zip
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    10
    ·
    edit-2
    6 months ago

    I came up with the idea of an RGB gaming fleshlight/catheter for total immersion in games a decade ago as a joke, and I am basically 100% sure that such a thing, or something very close to that, now already exists.

    I know there are… remote operated basically bj/handy machines, I just dont know if they are RGB and also allow you to piss, cartman style, so you never have to leave your gamer throne.