So corporations use ai and bots themselves in order to inflate their stats and steal money from investors and share holders(see Reddit) and its all cool. Someone does that but it costs the corporation some money. Straight to jail.

Seriously, how has the reddit IPO which was offered to users not been a fraudulent scheme due to the website statistics being based on genuine user interaction with no mention of auto reposting or bots that are either operated by or hired by reddit?

It genuinely seems like the next ponzi scheme but that would require so many federal agencies that stopped giving shit and learning how the world works to see any peep into that business.

But what do I know, I’m just some average Joe that gets audited over a $300 mistake on annual taxs which I have to pay a private third party more than that to do.

The ghost in my house was getting mad for some reason and shutting off my lights for too long. I went poking around in the wires and couldn’t find anything so I “accidentally” shorted a main. Apparently a 15kw copper flashbang was enough to scare it away. Lights stopped flickering and turning off and I didn’t change anything.

Finally, some fresh water sashimi I won’t regret eating.

just found out catholic doesn’t mean you’re addicted to cats smh I need help

This nerd sat down and said yeah I’m gonna discover everything that gets you high

do y’all like bionicles?

Stop pissing you degenerate. Its disgusting how much water people drink these days just so they can piss.

At first I was like don’t tread on me, but now I’m like “tread on me daddy oWo”

On top of you there are two comforters, you are extremely cozy. End of meme.

Why is it a crime to have a femboi gobble my cock in a keitruck? This is the future your grandma was scared of.

TIL senator > daddy

I hope you “don’t” get eaten by a shark.

fuck the police :3

I am super lactose tolerant. I drink a gallon of whole milk a day. My body is prepared for massive mommy milkers.

…we do got to talk about rat milk tho, forking gains from sucking rat tiddies but nobodies doing it? Rats in NY are bigger than cats, you could milk the shit out of those rodent nipples.

TIL human milk has ~65 calories per 100ml and a average is 900ml produced per day. Which is only 585 calories. I would need 3-4 mommy milkers in order to sustain myself off only human milk. Which there’s cow milk to but even it is pretty weak. I need to get on the dog, rat, or rabbit milk game:

Human: 3.8% fat; 1% protein; 7% lactose

Cow: 3.7% fat; 3.4% protein; 4.8% lactose

Rat: 10.3% fat; 8.4% protein; 2.6% lactose

Dog: 12.9% fat; 7.9% protein; 3.1% lactose

Rabbit: 18.3% fat; 13.9% protein; 2.6% lactose

We’ll move to this second door to show it wasn’t a fluke. Again, we will load, preferably with a our breaching charge, but a slug or 00 buck will work. We’ll position ourselves at 45° and *boom*just like that we’re in. If you liked this shitpost and would like to see more like it don’t.

You now cum mustard