It took my cat years for her to let me clean her eye boogies. Your little buddy doesn’t seem to have an abnormal amount, though, I wouldn’t worry too much about it unless it keeps building up.

What a glorious peanut mouff 🥜

Google Sheets does the same shit. I downloaded a sheet I use from my phone for work because my workplace has shit data connection and no reliable wifi… Yet it still takes ages to load because it refuses to use the downloaded copy.

And I’m too obstinate to turn off my data, lest my podcast stop playing, leaving me alone with my thoughts u_u

Goblin energy

Glorious thumb!

I aspire to be this cozy

mood

Yuuuuup.

It’ll be here sooner than you think, friend

We’re breaking records with how butthurt you are

in theory one could add a upwards facing shotgun shells on top of the helmet

Seems like a recipe for neck problems and neck-related fatalities

I don’t get it.

Mood

Play SBM / ranked gamemodes so you get similarly skilled opponents

Another common W from The Good Place. God I love this show.

Man I’ve had enough bad news for one week :(

I never knew how good I had it when I played it as a kid. I’ve come back a couple times in the last few years just to monitor the state of things, and yeah it’s an absolute dumpster fire.

It used to be the biggest cultivator of creativity for kids on the internet… Now it’s the biggest cultivator of capitalism and scumbaggery in children.

This number will never not haunt me, for better and for worse.