rare example of real life shit post
1800-800-OLÉ
It would be funnier if they all had the same number.
I don’t know, do you really want a mole catcher who moonlights as a chicken whisperer?
Hard yes.
Aren’t you worried they might get confused and catch the chicken, then whisper to the mole?
Or at least the same number of numbers.
Actually, that’s just me. A frog that juggles regular things. I don’t juggle frogs, sorry.
Confuse-A-Cat Limited
Incorporating
Amaze-A-Vole LTD.
Stun-A-Stoat LTD.
Puzzle-A-Puma LTD.
Startle-A-Thompson’s Gazelle LTD.
Bewilderebeest INC.
Distract-A-Bee
Guess it’s in Wakefield, UK
Those are some big-ass staples.
I think that’s the normal size for ass-staples. Unusual to hang a sign with them, though.
I was a chicken tender for a few years
Better ketchup to the present.