“Why this diamond dick so cloudy?!”

Just a few hours ago when they announced that there would be an announcement.

I love being a mutant mushroom man who survives by eating his own budding body, and protects himself by budding clones. Also I once found juice that allowed me to make literally any object sentient, so I had a big metal wall for a companion.

I fucking love this game.

Give her industrial diamonds. Something with a practical use.

Gimme that Lisa Frank shit.

I want one!

You know what’s not a bad port? Dr. Aroused’s Boxed Ruby Port.

What people said: “Maybe we shouldn’t have black Friday sales that end up with people killing each other over stupid bullshit?”

What was heard: “THE GROUP YOU DONT LIKE WANTS TO DESTROY CHRISTMAS!”

Unless those players were banned for talking about drugs, they have no leg to stand on and should STFU.

Are we in the Fallout timeline? Gonna annex Canada, and then lose Alaska to China right before the nukes get dropped.

Tesla advertises their cars a lot based on the self driving part, so I can imagine a sizeable number of Tesla owners know they suck at driving, and is why they bought into the idea of a car that drives itself.

Me: grabs both handles

His real parents, or his human adopted parents? Because I’m not so sure he ever had a chance to see his real parents fuck. Not unless they taped it and left it on one of those crystals in his fortress of solitude. 🤷🏻‍♂️

He shouldn’t have vented into a populated McDonald’s. 🤦‍♂️

lol higher quality?

“WTF? This Shell gas does not taste unleaded at all!”

The woes of having an AuADHD brain that enjoys language the way some people enjoy math.

I had to stop this because if I sit down to just write whatever comes to mind, I’ll be writing for 3 days straight with an ever increasingly chaotic storyline that is beyond incoherent after a certain point once the sleep deprivation really hits. If there ever was a good idea in it, it’s now impossible to find even when edited down.

Doubles as lube and spermicide!