Computer, Faygo, hot.
Please specify temperature: Earl Grey hot or sitting in the trunk of your '99 Malibu all summer hot?
Polarity and shit
Reverse that bitch
Shit and polarity
Bitch that reverse
Reverse shit and polarity.
No, seriously… how do they work?
It’s a mess. The rules change over time.
If you really want to go down the rabbit hole, this is the most complete attempt I’ve seen to rationalize the mess: http://atavachron.wikidot.com/start
But, yeah, the short answer is that they don’t.
Illogical vulCan Posse
Captain’s log, stardate 23.9, rounded off to the nearest decimal point…
Whoop whoop