Firefox is way worse. Fucking bookmarks don’t even have icons half the time in shit-ass Firefox and it’s dated as hell. Fuck firefox.

Alright then gangbang.

That may be true but at the end of the day, you got more dicks on you than me, homo.

I will guarantee you that there is an issue. I watched that happen to my boy cat as he got older and now it’s happening to my other girl. I’m not saying your cat is dying but if that image wasn’t brightened Your cat has an eye problem. That is not normal. Don’t be a douche.

Probably because she’s going blind. Those eyes are way too dilated for day time.

I bought the last call of duty for modern warfare 2, ohhhh believe me… never again. What a fucking disappointment and waster of 80$ that was. The lack of content is astonishing.

I do, just try to avoid other people’s dicks and use hand sanitizer a lot. Sounds like you have a problem with this there, dickhands. Does that mess with your fetish or something?

Yep. Turning the sink off is just as bad as turning it on. You just put everyone’s dick right back on your hands.

Nah, Russian prisoners of war. Strap their hands to their heads and force them to walk around the fields. Fuck em.

Only wash my hands and flush the toilet in public restrooms that have touch less sinks. If the toilet isn’t automatic, I use my foot. Use the paper towel you wash your hands with to open the door on the way out or your sleeve if you have long sleeves on, or your elbow if it’s a push door. I’d rather have my own dick on my hands than my own and everyone else’s.

Don’t even start with that “I read that as” “the hero we need” or any other reddit catchphrase bullshit. Go back to reddit if you are going to use those annoying af sayings. We don’t need it here.

I actually got hired working for this guy, went to the orientation and everything, was hired to be his marketing manager, but he was a douche and I ended up taking an IT job I got offered right after I started training for this one, and starting my career in IT instead. He was the owner of Three Rivers Dental in Pittsburgh. He was real used car salesman-like. Wanted me to push care credit on everyone. Fuck this turd.

Yeah, mac-tards are the worst. “I want this to do all the exact same things as windows but I refuse to use windows”

*English. Ftfy

Death God

Yeah cuz the shot is down constantly. I have 2 apps and one usually doesn’t work.

I ll believe that when me shit turns purple and smells like rainbow sherbert…

Nah, they dumb.

We have a saying in our house… “ghosts” that means close the door we are going to sleep and don’t want to let the ghosts in. Closed. Always closed.