Cartography rule
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Furiously masturbating on a train too, I see
If only. I was in the security queue at the airport. Please send bail money.
It’s not Oglaf, but sure, there you go: tagged
what’s Olaf
don’t answer
aaaaasaaas
America a bottom, but that’s obvious to everyone in the world except is Americans.
America’s asshole is a thousand miles away from its penis. That’s weird.
The entire east coast is the taint
Rather humid over there. Makes sense.
They know
Explains New Jersey
Then Washington State is the Frontal Lobe 😎💪
Pretty sure Trump lives in Florida so really it’s right there where it should be…
But Trump should be the asshole
Texas is America’s tits 😢
America is a power bottom, and proud of it.
I am scared of Canada now.
No need to be scared. It’s a loving relationship.
the big spoon
Canada is just soooo big 😩
Damn Canada’s got that barbed dick
Kinky
Doing it across the 49th Parallel
Is that Florida in your atlantic ocean or are you just happy to see me?
Any Canadians want to help me recreate this geography? 🥺
👉👈
Europe was watching and got a raging Italy.
Cuba is the precum
Alaska also has something for Canada.
Why is Canada gripping its own ankle?
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