Maybe it’s actually spelled menopaws because men can’t keep their paws off us.

Trying to wipe my screen to get that white pixel out of her hair, UGH

90% of that hollywood shit is hot garbage and I think a lot of folks feel the same.

And who HASN’T been in a situation, watching TV or movie with parents or other polite company, when a sex scene comes on (completely unnecessary to the plot), making everyone uncomfortable. I’d like to think that audience surveys have been taken into account to make Hollywood stop including sex scenes.

Transphobes? Did she literally have dick and balls?

There ain’t no doctor that can cure my disease

I need Bad, BAD medicine

Ooooh 💖💕

I’m fairly tech illiterate but I want Ladybird. Please tell me what to do with this.

Hate the player ✅️

Hate the game ✅️

Except they’re wrong! Bread especially the white bread they seem to be touting in this ad, is not only empty calories devoid of nutrients, it’s inflammatory and contributes to brain fog, joint pain, muscle pain, depression, and yes weight gain.

They’ve got it ALL wrong.

That is a great shot. I want someone to photoshop out the road sign and the power lines overhead.

I understand being exhausted to the bone but You’re 20 feet tall?

You just woke up. Why are you going back to sleep? You have to get up eventually. So what are you going to do then? That’s the question.

Ok but was that a mugshot after being arrested for indecent exposure?

No need for cynicism here. This meme accurately describes how it feels to be on ADHD medication. It is revolutionary and life-changing. Some people need it. Some people don’t.

Oh no. Is this the fate of everyone who had the misfortune of reading that?

Unidentifiable mass of play-doh riding a skateboard?

When I was in high school I took a drama class and I did the same thing. Does that make me a household name too?

Does she think he was bitten by a phenomenal person from Denmark? And that a small child would have a more ferocious bite than that?

Why would they stay after they’ve eaten all of the thing?

No problem then. The ants will clean it up 😄