“FIRE ALL PORT SIDE GUNS!”
does barrel roll
Spins so fast it generates the energy needed to power the entire ship.
That’s why navies stopped using broadsides and went to turrets about 150 years ago. Well, it’s one of the reasons anyway. Turrets also worked a lot better once you shifted to steam power and didn’t have to worry so much about rigging. Additionally, you could mount a much bigger gun on a turret than you could using broadsides on the sides of a wooden sailing ship.
that’s why it has a dozen anchors on each side of the hull. proper preparation prevents piss poor projectiling.
The USS US
Us sus?
Wow I just realized us makes up us. Crazy how words be sometimes
That’s because of the way it is.
Always has been 👦 🔫 👩🚀
USS Healthcare for All
so THATS where the budget went
Just mind the small thermal exhaust port for the reactor
Healthcare? 🙅
This? 👀
Park this animal on the south side of Taiwan with huge banner:
“Also available for tours to the Philippines!”
It’s the fortress-ship from Iain Bank’s “Use of Weapons”.
How’s the command chair?
A little pokey around the ribs.
Not enough guns, and where are the runways?
Under total weight I tons, you put “Yes.”
And the away boats are Guam, Puerto Rico, DC. Et al.
Nah, the USS Guam is just Guam
No kinda aircraft carrier like an unsinkable island aircraft carrier!
*USS Executor has entered the Mediterranean
United States of Smash
Ah, so we should name it after Perry.
The USS Dour Motherfucker.
USS “WE’LL MAKE YOU LIKE US”
USS Nice Economy You Got There.
Ultimate admiral dreadnaughts AI is at it again!
“Temper temper” indeed.
I’m not sure about the quality of the welding near the waterline.
I mean we don’t have an issue with super-super super super super firing turrets with no apron turrets or near main secondaries?
This ship is the entire Fleet-in-Being doctrine.