instead of oj, you get prune juice, the warrior’s drink.

Worfle House Index:

Since this restaurant always remains open, it has given rise to an informal but useful metric to determine the severity of a Dominion Attack and the likely scale of assistance required for disaster recovery.

“It is a Good Place To Dine!”

Today is a good day to Fry.

Now I’m picturing a comedy spinoff set at a 24th century Waffle House run by Klingons. Do not bring dishonor to the House of Waffles!

Sir, I protest! I am not a line cook!

Honorable combat and waffles for every hour of the day, however long those are on earth.

The brawls here are fuckin legendary.

Damn, I got banned for a week for fake spoiling a show that’s already off-air and I’ve been missing making these stupid comments.

Also I gotta get into late-night diners.

Gagk morning to you, and your house!

Even Worf would have a tough time with some of the brawls the House.

“When one can pick up a knife, and fork, one inevitably becomes a man.”

A great honor upon thy house