looking for hallucinogenic moss to sell to the dominion

we use hairspray to preserve our jack-o-lanterns. we can get them to last a few months (you coat all the cut edges and the inside right after you’re done carving. it seals the moisture or something? IDK). I have never looked for heat resistance before but now I might.

they can spread campylobacter and salmonella

not pull the lever, roll the guy on the one track over so he’s with the five and now it’s six, then lay down and make it seven, then release the trolley.

is that answer acceptable?

“a hockey knife”

What about NaNuWriMo

National Nut Wringing Month.

you know I was prepared to argue the point but I realized, the articles I enjoy and save are the satirical ones. there are a lot that are just plain parody that I just skim over. But they had to call themselves parody in the best legal brief ever written, dammit.

Onion isn’t parody, it’s satire

As a longbow user, that armor isn’t going to be much good

I just let a goat graze in my ear until it’s not hungry anymore

yes the potatoes give people plague so you have too many potatoes that could be a reason

You can get teardrops with solar panels, but I haven’t looked into electric RVs.

what ours changed to is we’d sit on the porch. we live in a nice warm climate so it doesn’t make much difference if we sit in or outside, but the older kids know if your porch light is on, you can knock. If it’s off, go away.

pig houses duh

if for some reason you have overproduction (plague?) nice to know you can make decent bricks out of the food tho

Mine is changing one “fuck you you spineless amoral bastards” into a “please”

I don’t need my entire damn house to glow all the damn time why would I have that damn spell prepared

remember when the GOP trove got leaked in 2016? I downloaded that shit just to see what they had on me. They were wrong about a lot.

you should probably black out the +4 on your zip code. you doxxed yourself, dude.

uh, you might want to recheck your math dude