(remember, this is all just for fun. no hard feelings towards lotr)

  • SARGEx117@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    What they have:

    Literal magic

    Immortal Vulcans that are a bit more chill

    Personal cloaking device

    Weapons that are impervious to scattering fields and ionized atmospheric radiation that renders phasers inoperable.

    What we have

    (see meme)

    I see no downsides.

        • verity_kindle@lemmy.world
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          “Sure, root beer drinking humie, you can wed my daughter, if you bring me a jewel. It’s somewhere in Minas Corva, good luck, there are five lights, seeyoudeadbye…”

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        Sure they are. They’re just a wee bit racist. “If your fitlhy dwarve wants to pass through our woods, he must be blindfolded and our lord and lady will get to decide if he leaves the woods alive or not.”

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      Elves be crazy. Half the time they’re in a giant strop about something or other usually beyond human comprehension because it’s so petty.

    • gregorum@lemm.ee
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      1 year ago
      • “Any sufficiently advanced technology appears to be magic to the primitive” — Picard, paraphrased

      • Vulcans are functionally immortal (remember)

      • ST also has personal cloaks. And transporters (better than giant eagles that only take you halfway)

      • Worf would do like a word about the Bat’leth and other assorted slicey things