as a millennial I’m pleased to finally be able to declare an out of touch zoomer (gen z) meme. who does coke and then sits quietly in the corner of the wafflehouse with their hands folded like a saint lol
Maybe that’s how they think the rest of world perceives it? Meanwhile, in the real world they’re talking like the guy from the old Micromachine’s commercials.
The trick is to mix it with heroin.
I think that’s called a speedball, no?
I will take a dozen, please
Perhaps they have ADHD. But anyway, you would instantly know something is wrong the second you taste it. Coffee tastes downright sickly sweet in comparison.
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Would it not? Serious question, never done coke
It does but you’d have to do a lot more
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When you normalise an addictive stimulant, you do all kinds of seemingly innocuous things while fucked up.
It’s his first time and he thinks about it…
He is in a thinking loop.
The jerking hour is afterwards…
“Weird how this tea makes my jaw numb”
Somehow it makes the tea taste bitter and a little sour.