Oh no your lack of belief in my actractiveness to you has made me attracted to you.

What do you do?

1. Roll a d20 this is a DnD scenario now.

2. Ew, well I am not attracted to you, internet stranger.

3. Wait, what if you were a woman? That would be less icky.

4. Ugh comments like this prove humanity has gone backward.

I am bored all of these are acceptable answers…