I really hope they fully cooked that takoyaki I ate…
Flexible enough? Sure.
But will it withstand my stomach acids?
Don’t give people ideas.
I’m pretty sure there’s japanese porn on this exact theme
I’m pretty sure I’ve read that hentai.
vore
That beak is going to hurt like a mother, though.
No one said it wouldn’t be painful lol
TIL what that Coldplay song is about.
That’s just great! Now I want that :(
GI?
gastrointestinal
Prove it
That’s one well-trained octopus!
Cheers @Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net I was in need of a new fear…
Scareoused?
Thanks I hate it.
How much?
Pretty sure that’s not true…
If they weren’t too big or have to swim through all the digestive juices, it would be entirely possible
Can it go the other way?
Yes, you can enter an octopus’ mouth, wriggle around through its digestive tract, and exit their anus. And when you’re done, you can eat the octopus shreds from it popping like a you-filled balloon.
Thanks to you my search history now contains octopus anus.
Vs the usual octopus in anus or octopus anus insertion?
I’m pretty sure 90% of search histories have an octopus in anus variant in them.
90% of my search history is animal anuses.
While I’m totally joking, I for realsies create calendars filled with pictures of animal’s butts that I take at the zoo
What show is it?
That’s one of my favorite episodes. I felt so understood. I started taking pictures of animals’ butts when I mistimed a pic of a hippo swimming by. I was so amused that it was unlike any other photo you’d normally see of a hippo, but you knew it was a hippo. So I expanded to other animals.
After one trip, I mentioned to my family that I got photos of over 14 animals’ butts and my sister said “great, you can make a calendar now.” And so it all began.