That’s one of my favorite episodes. I felt so understood. I started taking pictures of animals’ butts when I mistimed a pic of a hippo swimming by. I was so amused that it was unlike any other photo you’d normally see of a hippo, but you knew it was a hippo. So I expanded to other animals.

After one trip, I mentioned to my family that I got photos of over 14 animals’ butts and my sister said “great, you can make a calendar now.” And so it all began.

90% of my search history is animal anuses.

While I’m totally joking, I for realsies create calendars filled with pictures of animal’s butts that I take at the zoo

Vs the usual octopus in anus or octopus anus insertion?

Yes, you can enter an octopus’ mouth, wriggle around through its digestive tract, and exit their anus. And when you’re done, you can eat the octopus shreds from it popping like a you-filled balloon.

We already have cool cybernetic implants. We also have even cooler corporate greed and a massive lack of right-to-repair laws so that you can get stuck with a deactivated implant!

What kind of kit does it come with? I like mine Fully Loaded.

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I’m Soviet Russia, don’t fix broke you!

About as quiet as a shart

Widdershins start my hair, your Spooktober decorations are so spooky!!!

What the fuck you doing, Israel?

“Alright now stop, colla-”

“Okay!”

Before he left, he turned out the lights and glowed

I just switched to Bazzite on my Legion Go and LOVE the freedom from Microsoft.

Real talk: whichever one makes you happy. Do a little research with some search terms such as “play {game} on Linux” and see what other users are running. Then, assemble a few live disks and test-pilot a few distros.

It’s pretty fun getting to switch out your OS so freely and once you find an interface that feels good, you just plop your ass into that seat. If you keep decent records of your configs and such, you might find yourself starting over again multiple times while you “try to get it right.” That’s not failure, that’s just advancing your skills and making yourself happy.

Linux can be as simple or as advanced as you want it to be.

Oh, sorry. My anger made me lose sight of context. I’m still in fucking disbelief seeing “the curse”

To draw a parallel between Netanyahu labeling entire swaths of people as a “curse” and Jews in Nazi Germany being called “our misfortune.” As an American Jew who lost many family members to the Nazis, I can’t believe I’m watching such blatant echoes of the Holocaust be so casually waved off.

die juden sind unser unglück

Fuck this genocide

Giuliani is still confused why Trump likes looking into the shiny blank glass. Also why garlic makes him bleed