Ranch dressing. Or cum, whichever is available first.
Well, if you start with a handful of creamy ranch dressing you can… wtf am I even doing with my life right now?
Those are equal, along with mayo.
Oh, I know the answer this this one! Uhh, mayo!
DAMMIT I FUCKED UP AGAIN.
Salt is pretty good, but yeah, mayo it is
Ketchup
garlic sauce?
White vinegar.
Hollandaise or peanut sauce
Dipped in soft serve vanilla ice cream.
Onions
BBQ sauce 😋
MSG
Burger sauce
No-one’s mentioned aoli? Is there a significant overlap between aoli and mayonnaise?
I love tartar sauce, but it includes mayo
when you make cereal, do you put the flakes in first or the water
I put the bowl on my head so I don’t get wet
you are a wise man
I am glad our paths crossed in this reality