You just happened to stumble across the stupidest motherfucker alive. Probably alive. Those risky decisions don’t take themselves.

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Cake day: June 12th, 2023

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  • A lot of people have trouble getting motivated.

    Your comment made me chuckle a little bit.

    I ask myself that same question every day. What’s the point of anything? Do I really need to get out of bed, get to work, eat food, climb out of the debt trap I’m in or even browse Lemmy?

    Something like this could help ease that daily question from myself. If it doesn’t work, it’s fine. Worth a shot. Free is cheaper than recreational drugs.





  • The only one that comes to mind is Hamilton Morris. I don’t know if Morris is a first name, but I really like the dude. He did a bunch of documentaries about drugs for VICE. Big tangent incoming.

    Those documentaries are really good. He did one about Project Coast, an awful program started by the apartheid government in South Africa (before Mandela became president). It’s the reason why the country still has such a high usage of methaqualone (AKA qualuudes, called Mandrax or “Buttons” colloquially) compared to the rest of the world.

    Project Coast did so many much fucking lingering damage. Poisoned baby milk, nerve agents, you name it.

    It was engineered by this piece of shit who earned the nickname “Dr. Death”, Wouter Basson. Cunt got away with it. He’s somehow still a practicing cardiologist in Cape Town. Infuriating.

    Main point: those documentaries are worth a watch. Not an ad. Pirate it if you want.

    Also, if anyone happens to be near Dr Death’s practice, just fucking exorcise that demon.


  • tourist@lemmy.worldto196@lemmy.blahaj.zoneMint rule
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    5 days ago

    I’m going to suppress my curiosity and not look into whatever you’re referencing.

    I assume it’s like those badgers or lemurs or something 1998 honda civets in Southeast Asia (I think) that are caged, fed and shit out those special coffee beans that tourists just fucking love.

    I hope that was an anti-depressant induced vivid dream memory and not a real memory of something that actually happens.







  • I think it’s a joke

    The setup makes us assume no nudes are being exchanged.

    We expect that the transphobe is warning the writer that one of the people receiving nudes is trans. We then expect the reveal to be that the write is trans or something along those lines. It was difficult for me to follow too.

    The punchline is that nudes were indeed being exchanged. The transphobe was just a subversion.






  • Maybe half ass it a little bit

    If they’re not compensating you for giving 150% of your energy, then don’t give them 150% of your energy.

    Like, tell them you need to catch a breath, take a “smoke break” (even if you don’t smoke, mime vape a lil ink pen in the smoking section). Rehydrate more, piss more. Say you’re dizzy. Come up with something.