Capitalism and its consequences have been a disaster for the human anus

  • Milk_Sheikh@lemm.ee
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    11 months ago

    I love these false economies that some corporate bean counter thinks saves the company money

    Because you see, whenever I see this trash in a cubicle, I lovingly build my own 8-ply, using more paper and burning company time

    • arglebargle@lemm.ee
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      11 months ago

      They thought the service they hired was the least expensive.

      The Janitorial service is the one cutting costs because they are not the ones using the toilet paper and they only care about their bottom line.

      Nicer paper means they lose the contract. Capitalism and somebody else’s problem all the way down.

    • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world
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      11 months ago

      Except when it’s that thin and crappy, some of it’s going to break off no matter how much you use.

      You can use a lot of it to make the company spend more money refilling, sure, but you can’t do a decent wipe with that crap, pun intended, no matter what you do with it.

      • QuaternionsRock@lemmy.world
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        11 months ago

        Just absolutely demolish the toilet every time you use it.

        Make them suck out that half-a-ply-ass-TP with oil rig equipment.

    • Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      11 months ago

      As a person with bidet at home, I actually carry my own paper when I poo in public places.

      I do know that makes me insane.

  • Aux@lemmy.world
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    11 months ago

    Capitalism is why you have toilet paper in the first place.

    • LinkOpensChest.wav@lemmy.oneOP
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      11 months ago

      True, in a better system, we’d have superior solutions to posterior cleaning than the barbaric, wasteful method of using paper

      Edit: and better autocorrect as well

      *than

      • Aux@lemmy.world
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        11 months ago

        You can move to North Korea and experience all the glory of a better system today!