Capitalism and its consequences have been a disaster for the human anus

    • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world
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      11 months ago

      Except when it’s that thin and crappy, some of it’s going to break off no matter how much you use.

      You can use a lot of it to make the company spend more money refilling, sure, but you can’t do a decent wipe with that crap, pun intended, no matter what you do with it.

      • QuaternionsRock@lemmy.world
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        11 months ago

        Just absolutely demolish the toilet every time you use it.

        Make them suck out that half-a-ply-ass-TP with oil rig equipment.

    • Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      11 months ago

      As a person with bidet at home, I actually carry my own paper when I poo in public places.

      I do know that makes me insane.