Put these babies in sport mode for maximum brrrrrrrt

The interrobang is back‽

The article said nothing about intellectual disability, but it did suggest some older people contextually from their complaints. Here’s an actual citation from one of the complaints that I think sums it up perfectly:

Now, i’m an intelligent [person], at least I consider myself that to be. I am a huge fan of elon musk and tesla. I only bit into this because it did sound too good to be true.

My phone plan just dropped the $10/month discount for autopay because they’re price-gouging shit garglers. The second I clicked on the “port out number” option, they put up a banner offering $10/mo off for the next year. I do appreciate not waiting three hours on the phone just to turn down the offer anyway. MVNO it is!

There’s an anecdote about a U2 naming a song “One Minute Warning” if I recall correctly: many years ago, when a UK prime minister learned the US got 6 minutes, they asked how long the UK would have. The response: “I suppose we’d have about a minute.”

“Big man, strong man, he came to me, came to me with tears in his eyes…”

Can I still be the one person who makes all the posts on 4chan, prove me wrong?

And a badass confrontation line

He’s bound to have a couple shuriken on him though

What the actual fuck? I’d send them a notarized bag of flaming dog shit.

Ron and Fez. A wealth of entertainment.

Ok!

Because GET BACK TO WORK

And all the streets look like they’re wet for some reason.

Dying for all the oil companies at once from weapons your own country funded is a patriot’s wet dream

Nah man, you want New Coke. Catch the wave.

“So what’s going on here, just a routine owlectomy or a radical owlectomy?”

They’re going full Australian coffee. YouTube medium shorts.

Gotcha, thanks!