ACAB (All Cardassians Are Born-tailors)
“What are the permit costs for building an aquarium? Unrelated, but what are the exotic animal laws here?”
“Would it be possible to build a copy of this room, but 1/8th the size?”
“How big is the local Dutch population?”
At the last job where I had to wear a button up shirt and tie, I decided to go all out on the wacky and ended up with a closet full of paisley.
This is where my tongue lives
TempleOS
I think you’re forgetting the absolute best forearm building exercise.
Jerking off to F-16 waifus Jerking off to F-16 waifus
Or just dudes who are lazy but also don’t wanna sleep in their pants! You don’t necessarily have to be a stripper to enjoy the many benefits of magnetic pants, is all I’m saying.
No, you’ve been tape archived.
Get spooled, noob
Cars are his family
“I’ve been terminally online for 30 years, I don’t have kids…”
Mr. Mime and Ash’s mom
Sure, send it!