So you need rice that’s dried out.
You soak it in water, to prevent it from drying out.
You rinse it to prevent clumping.
And you fry each grain seperately, cause it’ll clump anyway.

Only when you use it wrong.

Slackware
As simple as Arch, but more stable.
The design is almost 100 years old and doesn’t need daily filter updates.

Big Paul von Hindenburg energy.

The former German President who instated Hitler as chancellor, and officially signed his “Reichstag Fire Decree” and “Enabling Act” into law, which abolished democracy.
All in the name of an orderly transition during difficult times.
Hindenburg died in August 1934, after which Hitler became President, as well.

Even better: 20 lbs of long toenails and a box full of real snakes.

And the work in the lead mines

Actually you shoot horizontally along Earth’s equator, to increase your orbital speed until your apoapsis intersects the lunar sphere of gravitational influence, at just the right moment for the moon to catch you.

It’s not a midlife crisis!
I actually desperately need this, my current server’s just not specced right for the 2 dozen VM’s I still want to add.

Keep it on until the water boils. Then:
When the consistency of the soup is right, cover the pot.
When it’s too thin, leave it uncovered so the surplus water can boil off.
When it’s too thick, no it isn’t!

“She strutted into my office wearing a dress that clung to her like Saran Wrap to a sloppily butchered pork knuckle, bone and sinew jutting and lurching asymmetrically beneath its folds, the tightness exaggerating the granularity of the suet and causing what little palatable meat there was to sweat, its transparency the thief of imagination.”

Open your mouth for the body of Christ
Let him come inside you
And take you to heaven

This is it:
“It was a dark and stormy night; the rain fell in torrents—except at occasional intervals, when it was checked by a violent gust of wind which swept up the streets (for it is in London that our scene lies), rattling along the housetops, and fiercely agitating the scanty flame of the lamps that struggled against the darkness."

If you shoot them to keep them from entering the street, it’s self defense.
The pedestrian tried to attack your property by covering your car in their blood.

So if you cross the street, you’ll be run over, then both you and the driver get a fine.

You’re free to choose between 25, 30 and 35%.

As a free American, you have the right to have your teeth kicked in by cops.

I wanna take a ride on that transbian railway.

LLMs. Do. Not. Understand. Anything.

I just use the app for navigation so I always download the map for the area I travel to before I go.

GIMP 3.0 will come with the next Debian release.
When will that come out?
When it’s ready.
You can get a bit of an idea where in the release process we are by looking at this graph:

Where the green and blue lines dip close to zero, there was a new release.
Next release is probably planned for October 2025.

Between releases, packages are only updated when it’s relevant for security or to fix bugs.
Thunderbird and Firefox are a bit of an exception. Those programs are so complex that backporting security fixes to the current Debian version isn’t feasible. So Debian is forced to ship the new version when security issues in the current version become known.
And they’re also not needed on servers, so the reduced stability doesn’t affect them.