“Oh no, not again.” -Bowl of Petunias

Literally eat the rich.

Nuh-uh! Dread is a judge!

Vaginal shied or pinch of spice, but when to use which?

Ori and the Blind Forest and Ori and the Will of the Wisps.

So heavy it broke the chain, streets ahead.

Je suis une fermier de paumplemousse et j’aime faire de l’apinisme.

yarr

PEMDAS is common. It stands for Parentheses, Exponents, Multiplication/Division, Addition/Subtraction. PEMDAS is often expanded to the mnemonic “Please Excuse My Dear Aunt Sally” in schools.

It’s a trap!

Edge is Chromium, based on Chrome.

Mastah Ace would approve of edge.

Invoke-Webrequest “https://www.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/new/” -Outfile c:\temp\firefoxinstaller.exe

No radrats

Don’t forget about bangs for searching alternate sites: https://duckduckgo.com/bangs !w = wikipedia, !e = ebay, !zillow = guess, !r = reddit, etc

Just put your bang in front of the rest of the search you want to do on that site: !g why doesn’t Google use bangs? !ddg Why does Duck Duck Go use bangs?

Yeah, just don’t read that lore from here: https://kirby.fandom.com/wiki/Kirby

My head hurts from bad writing.

EDIT: Shit, now I got it, they’re related in 12s, like in dousens… why, WHY!

Haha, if only.

Distance

-12 inches = 1 foot

-3 feet = 1 yard

-22 yards = 1 chain

-10 chains = 1 furlong

-8 furlongs = 1 mile

Weights

-16 drams = 1 oz

-16 oz = 1 pound

-14 pounds = 1 stone

-8 stone = 1 hundredweight = 112 lb

-20 hundredweight = 1 ton

Volume

-20 fluid oz = 1 pint

-8 pints = 1 gallon

See, we told you it was easy!

Moles are real, not invented by science!

Going down stairs and it’s creaking leather. Like an old belt being twisted.

My favorite part of Libertarianism is that Saint Rand collected Social Security.

It exemplifies the shameless selfishness of the libertarian philosophy and really links well with the conservative mindset of “I got mine, fuck you”.