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Make if this what you like, but I would happily pay to see every Republican and Democrat dragged out of office and put to the guillotine. Right after all the CEOs and billionaires. I know it wouldn’t actually help, but nevertheless I want to see these assholes bleed. Some primitive part of me craves their suffering.

Nah, they would have rented 'em out: PEaaS: public executions as a service.

ARMALITE: Mass Murder for the Masses

“Beat a motherfucker with a motherfucker tonight!”

How about a M61A1 Vulcan 20mm rotary cannon?

I keep part of my TBR pile in the crapper and a read a few pages every time I use the toilet.

Seven Samurai still holds up. Also, the original Godzilla.

• escort missions
• press x to not die
• unskippable cutscenes
• long-ass mandatory tutorial missions (I can and do RTFM, fuck you very much)
• no subtitles for spoken dialogue
• shitty writing
• shitty voice acting
• non-union voice acting
• skinny dudes with huge fucking swords
• mandatory gacha/pay to win
• padding what could be a short, fun, memorable game with a lot of bullshit
• trophies/achievements
• a plot-relevant sidekick with an overly perky VA (gives Paimon from Gacha Impact the thermonuclear side-eye)
• characters who look prepubescent in outfits a grown-ass adult would think twice about wearing
• long, convoluted processes to find “ultimate weapons” that aren’t worth the effort

Programming is thankless work best left undone if at all possible.

The example of the guillotine ought to be all anybody needs to understand that social and political problems are not amenable to technological solutions.

I doubt that even Wilt Chamberlain has eaten that much pussy.