Team Rocket Blasting Off Again!!
@lemmy.today
Team Rocket Blasting Off Again!!
If this post has traumatised anyone you should go home and start playing Tetris. It really works. Some study said if you play Tetris after trauma it changes your neural pathways so you’re less likely to get ptsd
Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter
this is a screengrab from the best quality amazon prime has, think it’s all the same videotape
“I’m going to install my foot in your groin” - Red Shower Foreman
I was once in a very heated argument online that I was on the verge of losing so I got up to get a drink and gather my thoughts. When I came back, Ganon jumped down from the keyboard and walked away nonchalantly like nothing happpened. I refreshed the page and the other guy deleted their account after being througholy roasted to the point of no return.
their recent video was both the #1 thumbnail on chromecast after my youtube video ended and on the trending section of newpipe today. i’ve never interacted with their content I personally find it unwatchable, but guy is getting a hard push clearly
🎵 Single Female Lawyer, having lots of sex 🎵
mmm fortified wine
those chicken stock cans at the top are taking the botulism
I saw a bunch of comments about this game deriding it for looking like one of those fake video games you see kids playing in movies and commercials and stuff. So maybe they should sell it to studios for exactly that, like the deal Jack made with Spanish-language soap operas to use Liz Lemon’s instantly cancelled Dealbreakers talk show as background on 30 rock
photo of great value brand seven up cans being filled on a modern production line like on a discovery channel show, while being watched by unionized employees (bing ai)
also what people tell me when I tell them I’m not a big fan of dogs
mustard is just spicy vinegar
Probably the most entertaining part of Mortal Engines was a scene from the museum of history where they revealed the Minions to be some kind of revered ancient deity
We know the air is unfit to breathe and our food is unfit to eat. We sit watching our TVs while some local newscaster tells us that today we had 15 homicides and 63 violent crimes as if that’s the way it’s supposed to be! We know things are bad, worse than bad, they’re crazy!!! It’s like everything everywhere is going crazy so we don’t go out anymore! We sit in the house and slowly the world we’re living in is getting smaller and all we say is ‘please at least leave us alone in our living rooms. Let me have my toaster and my TV and my steel-belted radials and I won’t say anything’!
it also makes it a lot harder for skeptics taking a look at their account to reveal they’re a bot. When every actual post is a clear copy and paste but the history is mixed with comments that seem legitimate it takes more digging that’s just not worth doing
iirc when you sign up for threads it links your Facebook/Insta account and there’s no way to delete your threads account without deleting the whole thing, so their numbers are likely inflated