I am not hand washing a damn thing. It either goes in or sits in the sink dirty.

Warn trump to not overread? He doesn’t even under read.

I know representation is important. But why do the Karen’s get a disproportionate amount?

I’m sure people with opinions become more clumsy under dictators. Mitch will probably fall out a window.

Kevorkian, besides being dead, acted out of a sense of morality. Nothing could be further than Trump’s intention.

They’re facing genocide. They have nothing to lose and everything to gain.

Nuke Putin!

I can no longer find the head of the human centipede that is maga.

He’s not even white.

She’s not age appropriate. How’s her mom doing?

I wonder if they’ve reached out to Dave Coulier in his fragile state.

You mean like Mormons?

I mean, that’s why I’m still here.

Mine want a two way conversation. And I have stuff to do.

Mine never shut up. Why was my appointment booking an hour?

Call it a hunch. But I doubt it would be the first time he’s hit a woman.

The most versatile note pad in existence…

“I’d rather kill myself than go to heaven.” - Wm Murderface

I thought it was a feature of Lemmy that karma don’t mean shit.

Or to more precisely put it, Lemmy accumulates up/down votes to their actual worth.

Remember when visions were for introspection and self awareness? And not the cool aid of business propaganda?