showmustgo [he/him, comrade/them]

Hilarious. For the past two decades, the industry harp had been “We can sell our tech to China to bring down their emissions!”

How funny that the switch has flipped. What are these tech salesman preaching now? Or do they still think that they are ahead?

I would never contest that point

Am I wrong that it’s correct in the subject/object sense

People are great until you put them in a car.

The “I have a [topic] joke, but [topical reason why it wouldn’t land or you wouldn’t get it]” template

You wouldn’t download a kid

How it should be ofc

Pay to flex on em

“oh damn, that shit is expensive”

Fall guy time

Hell yeah. Although what are laundry sheets? We just buy powdered detergent

I refuse to buy water, therefore I use bar soap for my entire body

My body seems happy with the choice

Cute

Despite this, it is still impossible to make a definite determination on whether or not they are committing war crimes

(we close our eyes when the bombs are dropped, they are very scary)

American Assassin lmao

It pretty much has to be a portrait orientation for me to play

Omg he’s so me

I thought you were gonna explain the meme or the characters within it lmao

npp for sure

Me ears after listening to twin turbines inside a tunnel