It’s you.

Or just install one of those distros and keep money for yourself?

Check Fedora Atomic. It’s pretty much an install and forget system (with auto upgrade enabled)

Using Fedora Atomic is like having a dedicated team of fedora engineers manage your system and you only have to mess with your desktop settings.

Me too. Years ago I dabbled with Debian and Gentoo. Ubuntu was just up and coming then.

Now I went from Mint to Fedora KDE to Fedora Silverblue (nuked my disk and removed windows)

Gnome took a day to get used to but loving the workflow once I warmed up to it. Can’t believe how polished and rock solid the whole system is.

You can’t top it because this is exactly how many of them talk.

People who sign up for missions like this are probably very excited to do the work.