The amount of technical correctness in this post is out of this world

This is making my brain hurt

Counter counter point: a great number of dicks have touched a vagina

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I’m pretty certain most of my work inevitably ends up being related to a time issue

That’s one thing I appreciate about Lemmy. Without a doubt you are all people of logic.

For a moment, I thought “hmm. What if we all said ‘No, I shot Brian Thompson’” sort of like what happened in Spartacus, but then I remembered that all 6000 slaves or whatnot were executed

The act must be committed with the intent to intimidate or coerce a civilian population or influence the policy of a government by intimidation or coercion

No, see, that’s clearly false. The civilian population did not get intimidated or coerced by fuck and all, and the government wasn’t threatened.

So, nope. Not guilty.

The types I have worked with and personally been:

Coincidentally there are 6 down votes on this post as of now lol

Destabilize?

No, this is far worse. Big banks will just take your money. Credit Unions? I have no fucking idea.

I also can’t just walk into my bank and pull out $10k without raising all sorts of questions and concerns.

Jesus fuck.