I mean unless you’re arguing that people were downvoting op because the article sucks

it changes the classic theater going experience. if a movie isn’t a blockbuster. people just won’t go to a showing if they can’t get good seats. and how does it let them kick disruptive people out? I think I’ve been to the theater three times since covid and every single time it had disruptive people in it.

and, they never seem to be quite right about which seats are and aren’t taken, cuz no matter how much you try to choose a seat that’s away from anybody in a theater that’s not crowded, you always end up with some asshole buying tickets in the seat right next to you.

loll I remembering third grade being shown a graph exactly like this as the bad example, except they were using bags of money. increasing the volume of the bars instead of just the height

bro I hate movie theaters these days. assigned seating is fucked up

I’m not paying them. every time they send me an email asking for money, I reply with “Joe has your money. you sued him to stop him from giving it to you, so stop acting like you want money or go take his”

“ratio” or whatever

I’m not going to change my front end because somebody thinks that being annoyingly self-promotional is appropriate

then you put a feedback system inside your app that you actually respond to.

and?

can’t they start with the motherfuckers who give fake email addresses for support?

you don’t have to post this in 500 communities

can you just fucking look shit up before talking man

so long as you guys don’t watch the same thing at the same time from two different locations, it’s effectively you just letting him borrow one of your DVDs (I’m a not a lawyer)

the poison is in the dose. everybody knows what chlorine is

yeah I’m sure they’re just poisoning my drinking water for 5 weeks at a time every year

feels like something the boys from Always Sunny posted

I always thought it came from that bible verse where Jesus says that if your faith is lukewarm he will spit you out of his mouth. I figured he was insulting Luke

it’s the user experience that makes me hate Google more than anything. “oh hey, come use our unified ecosystem, it’s so much better because it’s all Google” but as soon as you have a problem with Google Voice on your Google Pixel using your Google operating system, every fucking department tells you that it’s another department’s problem.

they gutted multitasking after Android 10 because they were afraid it might cut into their YouTube music profits. they’re just turning off their shortened URLs next year. they refuse to update Google Voice in any way. every time I’ve trusted them with something, they’ve broken that trust

back in the day, the trick was to cut the phone line, then shove the cut wire back in the phone box. wait for the police to come and see that there’s nothing wrong, then you go and burgle.

if there weren’t a community for them to post it in, they’d be posting it in one of yours. you can let people have things