Fellow ADHDad? 😉🤪

PugJesus gon’ getcha with those facts!

Poor little bastard. An unwitting descendent of ancient cats’ interest in having humans wait on them hand & foot… Now, cursed with having humans give them everything humans think cats want. 👀🤣

That poor bastard has no idea what he’s trusting humans for, and he’s about to find out what a lifelong addiction to chemically-engineered trash feels like. 🥲😭

The term “democrowcy” originates from the Greek words “dēmos,” meaning “common people,” and “crow” from Old English “crawe”, which is imitative of the signature Corvidae cry. (Compare Old Saxon “kraia”, Dutch “kraai”, Old High German “chraja”, German “Kräke”. Also other imitative bird-names such as Greek “krex”, “krekos”.)

Huginn & Muninn, the OG gods of dicrowmacy. 🐦‍⬛💀🤘🏽

This is pretty close to the way that cocktails were invented, so 🤷🏽‍♂️

ADHD?

Y’all russian trolls are getting lazier and lazier. They send your more senior trogs to the front already? How long until y’all’ve trained your chatbot replacements, I wonder? You got any escape plans brewing, yet? Personally, I’d suggest you get on that ASAP. 🤷🏼‍♂️🤣

The closer I get to that “old chef” icon myself, the more I come to realize that the majority of it is projected onto the concept from the surrounding culture… (I blame that very thing for contributing in large part to the robbing us all of Bourdain, in fact. 🙇🏽‍♂️💔)

TBF, not only would that same Italian person you envision also die every time a “pizza” is made, (IRL, they’re far hardier as a people) but I personally reached a similar point in my impression of “proper” sushi. 🤷🏽‍♂️ For decades now, I’ve looked down on cream cheese, et al, used as ingredients in rolls of all kinds. That eventually evolved into other disdainful opinions on adjacent foods’ contents, but I’ve fairly recently discovered a simple fact: in its culture of origin, sushi is known to on occasion include ice cream as an ingredient.

Therefore? Such quixotic prescriptionism is worse than useless: it restricts access to experiences based on fabricated and imaginary rules (or, face the piercing judgment of… actually no one at all).

Fuck what “people” say. Engage with your wife’s view, and maybe even join her in exploring what other curious ways one can enjoy weird shit. 🫀🖖🏽

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Actually, I think that’s a tail, and they would slay online nowadays. I hear.

Not to mention it’s just a pile of matcha on some mud. 😶

Guillotines with “Heroes Work Here” signs atop them.

Ok, now do midichlorians. 🤓

But, there was a Starbucks cup. Surely, that’s “future”, right?

You’re very kind, and I genuinely appreciate the compliment. Maybe I’ll take a mighty stab at writing after this whole LLM thing blows over. I mean, it’s just a fad, right? What could go wrong? 🤪

That’s fully-caffeinated me, yep, and thanks 🙇🏽‍♂️ I do like words, it’s true.

(So does one of the crows that visit the copse behind my house here, in fact. Earlier this summer, he surprised us all with a spontaneous and unprovoked “hello”, but he’s not encored it yet. Maybe some day I’ll hear him clearly again, and I’ll know that invisible bridge between worlds exists.)