Wow this is fucking cool! Thanks man!

RIP I have an iPhone so I don’t get to use anything cool

Opens amazon tab

These days if I wanna check reddit on my phone I just navigate to old.reddit on my phone’s browser.

There’s nothing better then a good poop.

My purpose in life is to produce poop and pee. I work hard so that I can afford food and water so that I can eventually poo and pee. I have an urge to reproduce so that my children can also poop and pee.