So we ARE living in the Matrix…

-Gym

-Dance Studio

-Concerts

-Free Events (there’s always something on Eventbrite)

Wrote my own, but I copied most of the code from others.

Bluesky has gained a million brazilion new users…

I’m so sorry, it was right there. And yay for Bluesky!

Anything muppets, I have so many positive memories, even the “so-so” movies make me smile ear to ear.

Moulin Rogue, it’s been one-upped so hard in the movie-musical genre, but I saw it like 10 times in theaters (back when that wouldn’t require a second mortgage) and still love it.

GoldenEye split screen.

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I saw Minecraft and Stardew mentioned already. But not the ultimate time sink, Kerbal SP, especially with mods and documentation. Though I’m not sure 5 years is long enough, can I request an extension?

The full story is almost better than that. As told by his brother:

"Well, this old librarian, she says, ‘This library is not for coloreds.’ He said, ‘Well, I would like to check out these books.’

"She says, ‘Young man, if you don’t leave this library right now, I’m gonna call the police.’

"So he just propped himself up on the counter, and sat there, and said, ‘I’ll wait.’ "

[The police and his mother were called]

"And the police officer said, ‘You know, why don’t you just give the kid the books?’

"And my mother said, ‘He’ll take good care of them.’ "

So, the librarian reluctantly handed over the books. And then, Carl says, "my mother said, ‘What do you say?’ "

And Ron answered, “Thank you, ma’am.”

Full story: NPR

Exactly, this is only an issue for me if my cat manages to build a wifi jammer. Though that is a possibility.

A toggle to show grid lines would be awesome.

I worked in craft beer marketing for a while and the running joke about untapped was something like…

“Best lager I’ve ever had… I don’t like lagers. 1 star.”

Ah, I see the problem. I’m afraid you’ve accidentally adopted a Velociraptor.

I read(yelled) this entirely in Lewis Black’s voice.

He had slayed me, mutha! [Deathdrops.

Fact: This is actually where the phrase “shrimp on the barbie” comes from. It has nothing to do with BBQ.

I know I should be angry, but honestly the copywriting on this is cracking my shit up. “So woke they never sleep” these bigots are comedy gold.

Lemmy-Bot: “First stretch out a pair of jean, top with beans, beans, and more beans. This will prevent you from pooping for at least 3 days.”

Mine actually got it, draft 2 and 3 were similar to yours, but draft 1 caught it was a trick question and said just go across as long as the boat is big enough.

Three whole tabs!!