Grok Habsburg

We even let AI write our script!

Nah it’s just Penn’s Woods. Transylvania is across the woods from… Hungary? Wallachia? Moldavia?

Yes, but they usually call it “the rest of Moldova” or “Moldavia”

Everybody who knows that every hardship he faced leading up to the incident was self-inflicted.

https://youtu.be/Yvl_7_Up7zU?si=2aURbtOlCKBflWQ5

He was said to have the best fed sharks in the Caribbean. Political dissidents had a tendency to disappear during his reign.

This is the only way they’ll play with a cat tree.

You know how the Tesla board voted to gone him a $50 billion compensation package? After child support gets deducted he’s actually making a modest six figure paycheck.

I’m saying ‘Ira[x] bought a bunch of uranium from Niger’ sounds awfully familiar.

When did it become 2003 again? And why is it one letter off from the way I remember it?

They invented FSD in the sixties and it makes a handy little loop through downtown Detroit.

You’re definitely paying for legality and safety, but when you have to search through five different streaming apps to find that the movie you’re looking for can only be rented via yet another service, the convenience becomes debatable.

Oh, I’ve deactivated any voice activated anything on my phone.

Best guesses would be the way that Ticketmaster’s site shit the bed when people were buying tickets when the Eras tour kicked off or the way that ticket scalping has grown online

Yeah, pay to post was Something Awful founder lowtax’s idea.

At last, able-bodied adults will join kids and pets in checks notes dying in a hot car

Not a Minnesotan, but I like the Nordic crosses. Though I have to wonder why there’s no purple in, like, any of the proposals.