Mayor Poopington

You get used to it pretty quickly

Probably because most people don’t speak Ukrainian

I have a tortilla pocket on my cargo shorts. It’s where I keep all my tortillas.

Oh my god you’re right, let me just flip this switch here. Don’t know why I didn’t think of that.

Can someone explain like im 5

fetal position in the bathtub, lights off, noize cancelling headphones playing static

“25% of our code was copied off of GitHub”

You must be fun at parties

I don’t think I even spend that much time on my actual job

im the same except when i go loud i get hard

That one guy is pitching in $5 so now Google owes $10,779,224,060,605,346,999,999,999,999,999,995

Huh. I’ve never noticed that before

Unfortunately, enshittification is very real. Many of us are here because of the enshittification of reddit.

You would have hated my highschool essays

I have no idea what you mean

Doesnt surprise me. Last company I worked for switched from UKG to Workday and it broke everything. A good chunk of employees got late paychecks, overtime hours didnt calculate right so some people got shorted, and on top of that two rounds of corrected W2s had to be sent out.

My guess it’s from the Change Healthcare breach back in Feb.

Change Healthcare just announced data for 100 million people was stolen when they got breached back in Feb. They handle all kinds of pharmacy stuff so I imagine this will happen a lot here on out.

Wireless Access Pigeon?

Behind the Bastards literally has an episode about this.