Thank God we’re the good guys!

They’re now saying that temperature was a sensor anomaly.

I would like it to criticize me for needing to do it, at all.

You’re completely Emmental!

Same! Sometimes I type the email in Notepad/Wordpad first.

What the hell? You all need Jesus.

Oof. That felt personal.

My modded original Xbox was magical. Rent a game from Hollywood Video, rip it straight to the Xbox hard drive, return it.

Blueberry Muffin

Maybe the earliest example of, “You should see the other guy!”

“Hey girl, wanna take a ride on my big wet weiner?”

Gets 'em every time.

You bridle like it’s such a cinch.

Unless the changes in anatomy require more kidney activity. Consider how horses pee.

It was a very unfunny joke. Kontakt is also a popular piece of music software.

Tanks use Kontakt? Is there a MIDI keyboard on the inside?

When I think of superhuman origins, I think of a 5’7 elderly Indian man.

And make sure the channel on the TV is set to the the same one as the RF adapter.

The Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) has been the subject of a number of controversies…

God, what a fitting start/title.

Truly the beacon of freedom in the Middle East.

Maybe start a charity and raise money that way?