I haven’t used it myself, and admittedly am entirely unfamiliar, but a buddy put popos on something recently and was talking about how smooth and simple it was. Might be worth a gander.
What happens to Gus Fring on Breaking Bad. There had been all sorts of fake leaks and photoshops going around 4chan and Digg and Reddit and I sent one to my buddy, turns out it was the only real one. Whoops.
I’m sure no HOA would ever fight you for this. /s
Something like this I would normally post to our help desk team and to the engineers, but it feels like a bad decision to share a URL with them that has profanity in it.
Slackware is the solution then clearly.