I miss the “bone apple tea” subreddit. That and “boot too big” were constant sources of slightly stronger nostril exhalations.

Escargot Robbie

Bwaahahhahahaaahahhaa!

Don’t give Tesla any ideas.

Dicks out for Harambe

Tits out for Koko?

One step at a time

First thing I thought of, as well. That scene gave me nightmares as a child.

I’m in my mid 30s, and I’ve been saying it ever since I learned it from an animated series based on the movie Jumanji.

barely held together by alcohol and a thin, icy, fragile exterior

I’m in this comment and I’m totally fine so stop asking.

It’s plateaus all the way down.

That’s very interesting and informative. Cheers!

At least Hitler cared about Germany, or something.

Holy cow, that’s a deeeeeeeep memory that just floated back up.

Wololo

Looks a bit like Dave Foley to me.

How do I shoot photons?

Excuse me while I stare at my big hairy (proud!) feet as I try to figure out whether or not you just insulted me.

Don’t be fatuous, Jeffrey.