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28 days agomaybe this will work
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maybe this will work
linting and unit tests
I’m mostly talking about dry ingredients, which I can mash down, level off, leave heaping…
Most of the issues I had with cooking are a result of how recipes are. Recipe says dice a thing? How small? A teaspoon of something? The hell does that mean? I can fit a ton of stuff in there if I mash it down. Salt to taste? Forget about it. Pretty soon I’m operating in panic mode and maybe the recipe turns out but I’m too stressed out to enjoy it.
Enter Sohla’s cookbook, which explains everything. It’s part cookbook, part autobiography, and part reference manual. Her youtube videos are tremendous fun, too.
Lawyers all dragging screenshots of excitebike into court and counting the wheels.
This is possible if you use a TimeCube, but I get the feeling you’re already familiar.
“You love the boats. I do not, but I love what they mean.” sweeping gesture toward the window
Imagine being the ruler of that city and letting him get “cured” instead of having him infodump / give daily reports about this.
A thing that hallucinates uncompilable code but somehow convinces your boss it’s a necessary tool.
Better than my method:
If they can’t text me I don’t want to deal with them.
My cousin rented Megaman 2 and I spent at least an hour in awe of the fact that he could get hit more than twice because he had an energy bar. Then he switched weapons and threw a saw blade and I had to go sit down and think about it for a while.
I’m fine with that. They’ve called us weird forever because they think it should bother us. IMO it doesn’t, but saying they’re weird bothers them even more.
Yeah, I bought one in my 20s.
Holy cow I thought I was the only person that played that. Excellent game.
In a similar vein, Ghost Master. Some of the levels are fiddly but it’s a ton of fun.
A stool sample? Well I guess I could break the back off one of the kitchen chairs but I don’t see how that’s going to help.
Ugh.
Oh good it’s not just me.
Yeah that’s actually funny. Calling it FRAGS is just the icing.
Now that it’s less broken, I’ve been playing Cyberpunk a lot and it feels like edgy shit done correctly. All the big tough guys are actually just weirdos enamored with the sound of their own voice, the ads are ludicrously over the top, it’s bloody, and everyone’s a human being. I haven’t felt gross with any of the content in it so far and it has at least as many strippers as Duke 3D had. I think the loud edgelords keep trying to paint it as free speech vs censorship but it’s really about not making players complicit in whatever infantile world view the director has.
Have you played the second one? I begged my parents for weeks to rent it. Then I got it and… I can’t even describe it. At one point there’s a platformer puzzle room based on the Three Bears. I played it for a whole weekend because I couldn’t believe how awful it was.