Apple responding to your infringement of one of their 5000 Vision Loss Pro patents by sending a special software update just for you, which causes your iBad to tell your HomeKit thermostat to make the air hot enough to burn a very flammable object that you have

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This is Lemmy’s ultimate victory over Reddit

One small step for lemur, one giant leap for lemmy

Lemmy moment

We need to compete against TikTok somehow

On another account, I posted things to r/thomastheplankengine that aren’t actually from my dreams