Karl Marx in my ass
Karl Marx in my ass
Reading this makes me really angry for some reason.
Boah, leiwand. Krosse-Krabbe-Pizza?
There are several steps between learning German and comprehending whatever the fuck we’re doing over there.
Hi. Was essen wir heute am Abend?
Wait, why does one of the animals look like the cameraman?
Why is that obvious? I’m really curious, especially since you’re wrong.
No, no. You see, when a bible survives a house fire that destroys everything else, that’s a miracle and shows god’s grace.
Thanks for explaining the joke.
Imperial to lure them in, metric to finish them off.
Life hack: buy a single strawberry, take a bite, and give it back because it is half eaten, so you get a full one anew. Repeat. Sounds like a flawless plan to me.
You bought a single strawberry?
I mean, with that van… Not saying it’s not weird, but, like, I get it.
That’s the point. To make the low-population area more intense. Because relative to the population density, there were 100 times as many sightings. Or what am I missing.
In a lot of languages the word for apple used to refer to all kinds of fruits, particularly new ones from more or less exotic lands. Pineapples also don’t look much like apples, do they?