WSL was my gateway drug to Linux. It’s neat. Until it isn’t.

Geostationary orbit is waaaaay high.

DU

Agreed, reading this summoned the SpongeBob narrator in my mind.

With the chiptune music.

Terminator 2

I’m a geek, always around computers, gaming, tinkering, etc.

Once I moved for work, to Spain, didn’t know the language. My laptop broke, like, when opening it, the plastic was fatigued and the screen just bent.

I was broke, expensive training… Couldn’t replace it before a few months.

So I went to the bar of the inn I was starting at. And just, tried to pick up some words.

Long story short, after a while I knew everyone in town, had many friends, and after work, laptop or not, I would go to the bar. I got fluent in Spanish too.

Happiest time of my life. I don’t think my mental health has ever been as good as back then.

Flight Simulator… 2? 1988, MS-DOS

I’m not fast but this looks like Taiwan indeed (compare with the pole in the upper left of the picture).

Clown Stripe*

Wanker, Texas Rager

In a spray can somewhere

Double edge safety razor. Edwin Jagger DE8x is a good choice as not aggressive (the x doesn’t matter, it’s the design of the handle). For the blades, I use feathers, but it doesn’t really matter.

No need to press. Just glide softly on the stretched soaped surface, in no specific direction, while lifting your dick with the other wrist and holding the balls with the other hand. For the shaft, don’t go against the grain. You’ll nick yourself (no big deal).

Also I typically reserve the brand new blades for my face, maybe it helps.

For the hero image, that could possibly just be an attempt at a “fun” way of showing that they can carry a lot by mean of hyperbole.

“Look at that tiny truck, it’s bursting with boxes!”

They just fall off when unpowered.

Because if they didn’t have human form they, by definition, wouldn’t be humanoids ? :)

Now you can open a hair salon in France.

Is this… clean code ? 💁‍♂️ 🦋

There’s a guy, Isaac Newton, he’s 57. Ask him about his second third law, hopefully he came up with it already.

I steer gigantic metal birds pulled by armies of horses carrying dozens of people, to the antipodes… in less than one day… using dead animal juice.