I buy DVDs

I referred to Jennifer Connolly as Stifler’s mom and this zoomer gave me a blank stare.

We wrote it wrong on purpose, as a joke.

Time is a flat circle

The efficient use of memory is an efficient use of memory.

True

Make it even jankier with uncalculated variables.

I’m just an old fart programming a neopixel as a hobby.

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I use incognito so I can search for the word pork sandwich without it autocompleting to a pornhub video of fem dom bdsm.

My meme skills are shitty

I use dog friendly salt.

Ya DingUS

Old children’s stories were never really about teaching morality. I think there’s a German story where some guy goes around killing children who don’t eat their vegetables.

Most of us are right there with you. What’s most important though is that most of us in like 4 swing states are also right there with you.

You could just have that weird golden cumshot on your forehead.

“I want the male Klingons in black face”

Le moo

That’s actually their governments position. To admit otherwise would acknowledge Taiwan’s independence and would anger China. They are still technically at war.

Halflife 3 is going to be amazing you guys