“Sepuary”

It’s Septuary! You uncultured swine!

Looks even more pedo than the original pedo bear

Nobody expects the spanish cirmumcision.

Video killed the radio star with a boner

Go all the way with a boner

A horse with no name with a boner

What I’ve done with a boner

Nobody’s listening with a boner

Easier to run with a boner

Pushing me away with a boner

First I wanted to contradict and say that I like arch linux because it feels good… So yes: I see your point

Also Eventim if you are in germany - good luck

Imagine feeling good because you pay for spotify. If you want your favorite artists to have money buy tickets and merch.

Don’t judge. They taste good and I use a fork (I’m not an animal)

In aisle three da steht ein Röööselein, und das heißt Cooorona! 🎵

Hey, we have strikt rules on a highway! For example if you’re driving slower than everybody else and your IQ is under 70 you are prohibited to drive on the right lane even if it’s empty.

As a hedonist my answer is yes. Life doesn’t have an actual point. It wasn’t “made” on purpose but because it got the chance. What you make of it is your decision but since we have a brain that rewards us and a nociception that punishes us depending on how we use our life I suggest you choose your own purpose. Mine is to be happy. Even when I’m altruistic I’m secretly egoistic because I feel better when my environment feels good too.

DuolinGon

I fixed it

Hmm, spannend. Habe mich gerade selbst informiert und tatsächlich scheinen private Petitionsanbieter wohl kein Gehör zu finden. Schade, dann wäre der gleiche Antrag doch beim Bundestag besser aufgehoben. Man könnte eine Petition auf Change.org starten, dass der Volksverpetzer seine Petitionen künftig auf offiziellen Wegen einreicht Ü

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I was thinking Data, but here we go:

Doo bee doo bee doo ba

“What is this? A Soong-type Android?”

*Ouchlightinator

Megaloblatta Longipennis

“Ja aber doch nicht du, Olaf. Du bist der Kanzler!”