Its enough suffering that hes almost tempted to crash an airplane into a building.

Must be nice living amongst celebrities that would literally rebuild an entire town to its original glory.

Meamwhile in Seattle, the home of billionairemakers the place could burn down over night and we’d see sleeping bags for sale from Amazon and Microsoft would offer you a month of free bing then Boeing would giveaway free flights on a faulty jet to Spokane.

I love everything but I hate everyone.

Fly when your kid normally sleeps. Practice having them sleep on you. Motrin for kids.

I always book late night / red-eye when travelling with kids / grandkids. For some magical reason I cannot comprehend, they sleep nearly the entire flight.

That would make people happy which is the opposite of what the airline industry wants to have happen.

All it takes is a couple of dudes to buy a couple of yachts, private planes maybe another home or two. And poof. Its gone.

Next time you cross just carry an ir strobe and IFF NATO friendly panel on your hood. Should be good to go.

Seriously though, where would Ukraine be right now if it didnt have the U.S. right now or even all the other nations donating?

Theres something about the human mind as we take more shits throughout the years everything starts to hear, look, smell, taste and feel more and more like shit as the time passes.

Which perfectly explains why my greatnana who lived to be 100 thought it was absolutely hilarious that she shat herself when she tried to blow out her candles on her birthday cake.

Googled random stuff to trick people.

finishes downloading latest movie. Naw, what about you?

Those hookups are full of scams and cops.

Ask me how I know.

Did anyone else feel like the name Woogie is kind of racist but when it came out of Keith Davids mouth you realized it must not be?

Next time you wank it just have a pre wank and youll find out.

Americans are merciless serial killers?

Wait, dont answer that.