This doesn’t actually explain it.

Supposedly, gallium is non-toxic, and liquid at body temperature (though not room temperature).

I’ve been drinking brewed cacao (Cacao beans roasted, ground, and brewed like coffee) almost every day lately. So that.

Grabthar’s hammer.

Listeners.

I could make one up, but literally submersing yourself is hard to beat. Um… how about Professional sewage-eating-contest contestant?

Does Lemmy have RES? Is it called RES (lol)?

I think everyone should try Gentoo at least once, for the experience. Why download binaries when you can compile everything?

I was really hoping the end of this sentence was going to be “… store called Gray T-shirt.”

I like range-based for loops. You can just name the iterator after the object that it actually is. Have to be a little careful though, if the container is named a plural noun, and the natural name is the same word minus the easy-to-miss ‘s’.

“I can picture a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they’d never expect it.” —Jack Handey

Neville Chamberlains will always have Hitlers.

Nothing compares to in-browser, with the tree-style tab sidebar in Firefox, opening literally every single link in a new tab. All other methods of browsing make me want to gouge my eyes out.

ProZD has done a great voicing of this one.

I’ve never not just opened every single link in all contexts in a new tab.

ĥow

shouldn’t that be “ĥaŭ”?

I wouldn’t mind changing my alarm to the theme from Futurama.

(But I’m going to go ahead and leave it as Mr. Blue Sky.)

Dormammu, I’ve come to bargain!

I’ve never seen it before. I guess I’m really lucky I picked lemmy.world (mostly blindly). Sounds like it’s the best-of-all-worlds instance.

Just one ply!

Yeah, I feel like it may be enough that things like Lemmy have gotten their foot in the door.