Yes, this checks out.

#expensivehobbyautism it gets us all at one point.

Farteer rule.

I’m tryna penetrative. Slide smooth into them cheeks… so hell it is.

Earnest Petunia Whirl if a boy. Earnest/Ernie for short.

Carolina Dorothy Mantooth: Whiskers or Dorothy for short.

You could also to with the following:

Kittem A. Cat Dr. Birdcatcher Sir Fluffington K Snuggleworth Esquire IV Ragga-Muffin ragga or muffin work for short names. Gary Lasereyes Shit rock Steve French Bubbles Mim-mim

A gauntlet that lets you control metal like magneto.

But only if no one is wearing it.

The foo fighters: there goes goes my hero with a boner

Aerosmith: dude looks like a lady with a boner

Tupac: hit em up with a boner

Brand New: sic transit Gloria…glory fades with a boner

Sum 41: in too deep with a boner

Creedance Clearwater revival: fortunate son with a boner

CCR: born on the bayou with a boner

Little Richard: long tall Sally with a boner

Elvis Presley: in the ghetto with a boner

The get up kids: coming clean with a boner

Alesana: the artist with a boner

Various artists: come all ye faithful with a boner

Nirvana: come as you are with a boner

Rich Bryan: dat $tick with a boner

J Cole: middle child with a boner.

This is a semi spicy take but hear me out. He went on for like 5 albums about what a lonely piece of shit he was and that no one loved him and he was a horrible person. He even alludes to being a predator in Science Fiction. I think the song is called, “in the water.” While I would never condone what he did, his actions, in a way validate his music. Something that was often in doubt for me in that genre.

The line I’m referring too is, “hide your daughters, the old men say. We were young once before, we know how we get our way.”

I went to an Indian restaurant a long time ago with two coworkers on lunch. The waiter asked me how hot I wanted to which I responded, “just medium I have to go back to work.” It was chicken vindaloo and it was the hottest shit I’d ever eaten and enjoyed. I was sweating really bad but it was so good. I barely made it back to the office before I had to start shitting.

I go back on a Friday after work. I tell the same guy, make it as hot as you can. It wasn’t nearly as hot as it was that day. I was mad disappointed. Still really good but I wanted it to melt my face like the end of Indiana Jones. Still burned my asshole that way. Defifinite 5/7. Would recommend.

So Isaac Brock has been right for like 20 years? “The universe is shaped exactly like the earth. If you go straight long enough you end up where you were.”

Dirt rally 2.0 and house of dragons. Could get spicy.

Hell yeah dude, I’ll check it out. It was fun back in the day. The half the classroom would be playing it trying to see how far we could get before the bell rang. Really good times.

Bro I used to play n+ on web browsers in high school. Shit was legit.

I’m intrigued tell me more.

Don’t tell me how to live my life retard.

Have to hit the matinees. I take my son to a nearby movie theatre that has a full bar/menu and the tickets for he and I to go are around or under $20 for both of us. It’s like $9.25 per person.

Have to hit the matinees. I take my son to a nearby movie theatre that has a full bar/menu and the tickets for he and I to go are around or under $20 for both of us. It’s like $9.25 per person.

Have to hit the matinees. I take my son to a nearby movie theatre that has a full bar/menu and the tickets for he and I to go are around or under $15 for both of us. $7.25 for me and I think $5 for him.

This game was hype AF with the boys back in the day.