Sounds like if you have ADHD, you are better off moving.

That explains why mine was so unapetizing.

Ahaha YES!

So unfortunate that it had to be this way though, Twitter was the perfect name for such a social media app.

Oh great. They have not even finished conquering the middle east, abd already they are messing with our country.

I needed my face, ID, and username to get unbanned (disco was convinced I’m underage)

You are mistaken.

“Inc on white”

You can’t stand grindy videogames. You see young adults as children, and their behavior becomes irritating.

I remember this one Reddit some year ago.

What do you mean? We are still around.

Because of that one caveman, we are all shamed forever.

I’m fairly sure I got more Naendrathal genes than human. I have so much hair, it counts as fur :/

You know who stays behind? I’m pretty Liberal, but I won’t stalk you and end your career for misgendering someone, I will just warn you that you are out of line.

Lemmy is a bit closer to center than Reddit.

Who has time for every single paper? I read enough for one life…

They are going to get far more than they bargained for!

Is that a DSAF reference!?

Don’t worry, our overlords are planning for us to benefit from their anti-aging research too! When they turn us into servitors.

You forgot your jacket again. No need to thank me!

This is why you don’t have a wife lol.

In other words, he could plead insanity?